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padAfterlife Battlefield: A Novel <BR>by Johnny Ostentatious <BR>(Autographed Trade Paperback) <br><B>New Voices Guarantee</b>

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Publisher: Active Bladder
Format: Trade Paperback

These copies are autographed by the author.

Description:

Zack Fury thought killing himself would make things easier. Imagine his surprise when he’s plopped in the middle of Holcyon, a realm located deep inside a black hole on the edge of the Milky Way galaxy. Holcyon seems somewhat like Earth -- except here it’s always dusk, time doesn’t pass, and you’re never hungry, thirsty or tired.

Soon, Zack meets up with Dr. Prescott Rosenthal, an ophthalmologist from Maine, and Melody Holiday, an indie-pop singer from Australia. But before they can figure Holcyon out, here comes:
  • a man on a flying, horse-sized tarantula
  • a skeletal ghost riding a zombie horse
  • trees with blood-thirsty Venus flytraps for branches
  • Anubis, the Egyptian god of the dead
  • Medusa, who has green skin and snakes for hair, but a fish trunk like a mermaid
Quicker than you can say Necronomicon, Zack discovers Holcyon is the locale where the ultimate battle between good and evil will take place, with the fighting culminating at the . . . AFTERLIFE BATTLEFIELD!

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